“Love Land” is a theme park, about the size of two soccer fields, located in the north of Cheju Island. And it’s crammed with soft porn memorabilia — statues, photographs and sculptures that seem like something halfway between a post-modern version of those temple phalluses and a Jeff Koons installation — just more trashy, if that’s possible.

Children under 12 can enter the theme park for free — as long as they’re accompanied by adults.